I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
whenever jennifer lawrence says:
i laugh sooo fuckin hard because honestly all i can think of is:
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"